Eimai kai polu YO mathafuckass.! In YO face..

Oi wannabe xasikloxipxopades den einai ta atoma pou ''xwnoun'' einai ta atoma pou prospathoun na ''xwsoun'',den einai autoi pou grafoun rhmes,einai autoi pou lene allonwn.Einai oi wannabe gamaw kai dernw i dernw epeidh gamaw.Kai stis meres mas h eksaplwsh tous einai tragikh.Den thimame akrivws pia htan i aitia pou ksekinisan oloi ksafnika..pws na to pw,na ''yo'' re paidi mou.Mporei na einai kai twra,pws htan me ta emo,dhladh to pote vghke kai to pote eksaplwthike h tote nosos sunesthimatikou ponou kai katathlipshs..nobody knows!Pou etsi elegan autoi dhladh,oxi oti epasxan oloi ksafnika apo katathlipsh,to legane mpas kai to pistepsoun mexri pou telika varethikan na variounte thn taxa mou skata zwh tous kai to paratisan to emolikh.Opws epesan oloi mazi etsi kai stamatisan.
Isws to na eisai twra tou tupou ''gamaw kai dernw..eimai xasikloxipxopas giauto shit in YO face mathafucka'' einai kati pou tha perasei..etsi thelw na elpizw dhladh !
To allo pou exoun oi yo tupoi einai oti afou akoune hiphop i ''hiphop'' prepei na pinoun oposdipote grasidi (weed you know) aliws den einai polu yo.Oxi oti exei na kanei to weed apoklistika me to hiphop,h me kapio eidos mousikhs..telospantwn.Alla ti na kanoun kai autoi, etsi exoun diadaxtei kai exoun sunithisei se ola tous ta yo kommatia pou akoune, na uparxei to sxetiko periexomeno.




                 ''Yo pinw ntopio apto xwrio''                                         =========>                          
                                          
                                                 
Einai katakapio tropo enoxlitiko eidos anthrwpou kai giauto mporoun pio eukola na deiksoun thn gamisterotita tous mono se atoma tou idiou eidous kai na goustaroun,stous allous ginontai enoxlitikoi polles fores.

An sunantisete enan yo (wannabe xasikloxipxopa),pou den einai kai polu duskolo pleon..,apla mhn pernete kai polu sta sovara auta pou sas leei.Fouskwnoun tis istories tous gia na tis kanoun pio gamisteres.Tha sas poulisoun mourh ''xwnontas'' ena entelws apotiximeno kai xwris noima kommati..,to kommati tou Takh apo thn Anw Kolopetinitsa pou egine kai autos yo kai evgale to ''kommati'' tou sto youtube.Tha sas xwsei to kommati tou Takh giati tetia kommatia psaxnoun sunithws pou den ta kserei oute i mana tous gia na to paiksoun psagmenoi.Kathiste na ton akousete giati an ton diakopsete thn wra pou leei auta ta sofa logia pou einai vgalmena apo thn zwh (tou Takh) mporei kai na prosvlithei.




             
     Kommati tou Takh:
Yo pinw ntopio apto xwrio
Yo to kalitero sto lekanopediO
Yo yo gamaw kai dernw
Yo sta arxidia mou se grafw giati etsi kserw yo
giati etsi goustarw kai mporw..Yo

Prosklhsh se gamo? Gamos k' Oikonomia xD!

Sugxaritiria ,molis lavatai mia prosklish gia na pate se gamo.Min sas anxwnei to gegonos tou dwrou kai twn leutwn sto fakelaki.Sas sumferei polu omws na pate se auton ton gamo.Aneksarthta omws..an san kalese as poume o koumparos shmainei oti mono auton tha kserete apo olo to mpaxalo ,alla toulaxiston tha fate to tsampa fai ;).An omws einai filoi sas allazei ;)

TA 3 PRAGMATA POU PREPEI NA PROSEKSETE OTAN PATE SE ENAN GAMO!

1)Fakelaki: To fakelaki sas tha einai analogo me tin sxesh pou exete me to zeugari.Afou thelete na glitwsete to gegonos na dwsete leuta ,mporeite na vazete zampon (opws kanoume otan psifizoume),auto an sas einai entelws asxeto to zeugari kai to vazete etsi mwre giati mia pou phgate kalo tha htane na afhsete kai apo kati :).An pali einai filos sas o legamenos gampros mporeite na gemisete to fakelaki sas me Xorto xD!Tha sas evgnomonei.Skeuthte pws epishs tha ton voithisete na latrepsei kai na euxaristithei ton mina tou melitos ligo parapanw(ligo pio high).Epishs to fakelaki mporei na einai mia eukairia gia na euxhthite.Valte mesa sto fakelaki sas ena spasmeno profilaktiko kai kartoula mazi pou tha euxeste ''Kalous Apogonous''!

2)Dwro gamou: Parte ston filo sas ena wraio vazo!(bong),wraio diakosmitiko gia to spiti kai alla...Mporeite na dwsete dwroepitages tou Carrefour,enan vrastira,mantalakia ,i set kaltses-vrakia (laikh)!
Skeuthte oikonomika!:)


3)Fai: H kaluterh sas eukairia gia na fate tsampa einai fusika to trapezi tou gamou!
          a.koufeta: Afou teleiwnei to musthrio ,vgainete kanonika apo tin eksodo tou naou pernwntas tsampa fusika ta koufeta.PROSOXH: Gia na ftasete sta koufeta prepei prwta na xeraitisete olo to soi.Kante kamia gura kai tsoukou tsoukou plisiaste ton pagko me ta koufeta kai parte an thelete na tous apofugete ;)
          b.Glenti (panigir,tsakir kef) Fusika sto trapezi mporeite na fate oso thelete..den prokeite na sas poune tipota..kai etsi kai aliws allos plirwnei opote peste aneleita :)Parte mazi kai taper gia to spiti kai gia na mhn xreiastei na magirepsete kai thn epomenh hmera.!
Sumvoulh: Mhn ksexasete kai alouminoxarto gia ta apofagia gia to katoikidio sas!

Meinete ws to telos giati exei froutakia kai tourtitsa :)
           

MHN KSEXASETE NA BGHTE FOTOGRAFIA ME TOUS NEONUMFOUS!
:D

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H Ekdikhsh Ths Taylor Swift Pros thn Miley Cyrus

Oloi kseroume pws i Miley Cyrus (pou sto google na pathseis 'Salvia' einai to idio,pali thn mourh ths tha deis xD) ta eixe me ton Nick Jonas. I Taylor panta zhleve thn Miley epidh i prosoxh olwn htan panta panw ths,etsi phge kai ta eftiakse me ton aderfo tou Nick ton Joe (allos kakomirhs kai autos).Otan i Miley xwrise ton Nick xarike i Taylor kai ksefortothike epitelous ton kakomirh Joe.O Nick omws einai kako agori kai para ta plhgomena (''kai kala''..giati xestike) sunesthimata tou aderfou tou,ekane ta gluka matakia sthn Taylor.Auth fusika kai enthousiastike kai den thn peirakse na antapodosei. O Nick omws den eixe kseperasei thn Miley kai auto enoxlouse polu thn Taylor.
Thn piasane kai authnhs ta diaolia ths...kai eprepe na kanei kati gia na ekdikithei authn thn bitch pou thn protimoun oloi,pou ths eperne olh thn doksa.

H WRA THS EKDIKISHS
H Taylor stathike polu tuxerh giati ths protinan na peksei sthn tainia ths Miley,Hannah Montana.Na paiksei dhladh mousikh sto glenti tou xwriou ths Hannah Montana.


                                                 
                                             




i Taylor sthn tainia ths Hannah Montana..edw to paizei kalh..
alla to vlemma ths thn prodidei polu   =====>





Video me thn skhnh ths Taylor Swift sthn tainia Hannah Montana!

PROSOXH:
   Parathriste sto 0:47. ATSA! Ekei thn ksanapianoun ta diaolia ths kai vriskei pou na xtupisei thn Miley.
Parathriste to palikari pou paei na zhthsei thn Miley na xwrepsoun.Autos loipon einai o prwtagonisths ( o gnwstos floros pou goustarei thn prwtagonistria..alla ths thn epefte kai sthn pragmatikotita..ekei einai to zoumi).
Pou fusika kaloarese kai sthn Taylor.Kai gia allh mia fora i prosoxh kapiou einai sthn Miley. Kai apo to 1:32 tous parakolouthei na xwrevoun me ton ruthmo ths. Ma alitheia parathriste thn fatsa ths.

Kai gia na ekdikithei loipon epitelous thn Miley.Ton voutaei ton kakomoirh ton floro kai gurnaei kainourgio video clip me polu mpixtomeno titlo ''you belong with me''

              Sto opoio fusika prwtagonistei o Floros.
              Kai oxi oti ton ton exei ekei na stekete alla sto telos faswnete mazi tou.
              (meta to video clip ta eixane gia ligo kairo ;) )


XA ETSI MWRH BITCH!

        H fatsa ths Miley gia to video ths Taylor ==>





                        




      H fatsa ths Taylor meta thn ekdikish ==>







       Floros(to thima)  
                                         


                                                     





                                                      






 Nick (to allo thima)
                                                             
                                            
























Miley me ton gkomeno prin ths ton faei i Taylor: